Odds are that vampires don't actually exist (sorry, Twilight fans). However, there's still a possibility, infinitessimal though it may be, that you could encounter a bloodsucker one evening in the near future and, through a bite to the neck, be recruited into the legion of the undead. If that happens, according to the rules and regulations for vampirism as set forth by Anne Rice, Bram Stoker, True Blood, Twilight and other vampire texts, your appearance at the time of your turning is how your fellow vamps, victims, slayers, etc. will see you for all of eternity. Meaning that if you're bitten and turned as a fatass, then a fatass you will be until the end of time. Or until someone stakes you, whichever comes first.
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
Reason #39: Vampirism
Odds are that vampires don't actually exist (sorry, Twilight fans). However, there's still a possibility, infinitessimal though it may be, that you could encounter a bloodsucker one evening in the near future and, through a bite to the neck, be recruited into the legion of the undead. If that happens, according to the rules and regulations for vampirism as set forth by Anne Rice, Bram Stoker, True Blood, Twilight and other vampire texts, your appearance at the time of your turning is how your fellow vamps, victims, slayers, etc. will see you for all of eternity. Meaning that if you're bitten and turned as a fatass, then a fatass you will be until the end of time. Or until someone stakes you, whichever comes first.
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