One of the worst feelings in the world: excruciating pain, coupled with crippling embarrassment. Such a perilous pairing occurs when your sizable butt busts a toilet seat--far less likely to happen when said butt is slim and trim. I mean, could you imagine the horrible feeling you'd get if you'd broken THIS masterpiece (which, by the way, I am TOTALLY buying)? Shudder the thought.
Friday, January 29, 2010
Reason #28: Toilet Seats
One of the worst feelings in the world: excruciating pain, coupled with crippling embarrassment. Such a perilous pairing occurs when your sizable butt busts a toilet seat--far less likely to happen when said butt is slim and trim. I mean, could you imagine the horrible feeling you'd get if you'd broken THIS masterpiece (which, by the way, I am TOTALLY buying)? Shudder the thought.
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