Picture it: You're walking down the street, minding your own business, innocent as a newborn babe, when all of a sudden--BAM! you're surrounded by Asian assassins who are intent on destroying you with swift-and-silent blows. You need to be at the top of your game to fend off these dastardly, deadly dudes. Sadly, if you're fat and out of shape, you won't be able to defeat them with roundhouse kicks and flying fists of fury. Maybe you could curl up into a ball like a terrorized hedgehog and hope they go away.
Sunday, January 3, 2010
Reason #3: Ninjas
Picture it: You're walking down the street, minding your own business, innocent as a newborn babe, when all of a sudden--BAM! you're surrounded by Asian assassins who are intent on destroying you with swift-and-silent blows. You need to be at the top of your game to fend off these dastardly, deadly dudes. Sadly, if you're fat and out of shape, you won't be able to defeat them with roundhouse kicks and flying fists of fury. Maybe you could curl up into a ball like a terrorized hedgehog and hope they go away.
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