City trains are awesome--they magically whisk you from your 'hood to wherever you want to go in your metropolis, for only a few dollars. Trouble is, many of the platforms require climbing long, long flights of stairs. Fine if you're slim and trim. However, if you're a heavy individual, your gimongous legs, overstressed lungs, and owie-prone knees make the task considerably more daunting. Elevators are few and far between, so you can't count on the lift to lift your fat tukis up to the waiting train. Maybe the CTA could invent something that just tosses you from the ground right up to the platform--maybe a Fatapult.
Sunday, January 10, 2010
Reason #10: Stairs
City trains are awesome--they magically whisk you from your 'hood to wherever you want to go in your metropolis, for only a few dollars. Trouble is, many of the platforms require climbing long, long flights of stairs. Fine if you're slim and trim. However, if you're a heavy individual, your gimongous legs, overstressed lungs, and owie-prone knees make the task considerably more daunting. Elevators are few and far between, so you can't count on the lift to lift your fat tukis up to the waiting train. Maybe the CTA could invent something that just tosses you from the ground right up to the platform--maybe a Fatapult.
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