Many a person has lied about her weight on her driver's license. I'm one of them. The number listed in the "weight" section of my license is a number that I haven't seen on the scale since college. Someday, though, I will reach that number, and prevent my possible arrest by the State of Illinois on account of fraud.
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Reason #26: Driver's License
Many a person has lied about her weight on her driver's license. I'm one of them. The number listed in the "weight" section of my license is a number that I haven't seen on the scale since college. Someday, though, I will reach that number, and prevent my possible arrest by the State of Illinois on account of fraud.
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