Reason #27: Holy Shakes

Diet shakes are gross, expensive, and generally not very good for you. Oh, sure, they have some vitamins and stuff, but you're much better off eating a protein-topped salad with an array of veggies than downing a glass of this crap--more nutrients, more filling, and the same number of calories. Plus, how good for you can diet shakes be if the 700 Club's very own Pat Robertson makes them? Yes, the man that said Haiti deserved to suffer rampant death and devastation because its people made "a deal with the devil" to secure their freedom from slavery, is in the diet-shake business. That's a can of his crap there, on the left of these words. Do you want to give that man money? No, you don't. Eat well, get fit, and keep your money out of hate's hands.