The cost of a movie tickets has doubled since I was a kid. The size of my buttocks has also increased. However, the width of a movie-theater seat has decreased--gotta pack as many butts in those crappy theaters as possible to make money. The result: a moviegoing experience almost as comfortable as a three-hour coach flight, with my ass very likely getting pinched by the hinged seat. Whee.
Sunday, January 17, 2010
Reason #17: Movie Seats
The cost of a movie tickets has doubled since I was a kid. The size of my buttocks has also increased. However, the width of a movie-theater seat has decreased--gotta pack as many butts in those crappy theaters as possible to make money. The result: a moviegoing experience almost as comfortable as a three-hour coach flight, with my ass very likely getting pinched by the hinged seat. Whee.
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