According to sleep researchers, the biggest factor behind snoring is obesity. The heavier you are, the more likely you are to saw logs, annoying your spouse/partner/concubines/anyone you're sleeping with. Further, snoring might just prevent a one-night stand from continuing into a long-term relationship. By the way, this cream has little to do with snoring, and everything to do with amusing me. But believe me, if I could rub some crap from a jar onto my ass to make it shrink while I snooze, I would in a heartbeat.
Thursday, January 14, 2010
Reason #14: Snoring
According to sleep researchers, the biggest factor behind snoring is obesity. The heavier you are, the more likely you are to saw logs, annoying your spouse/partner/concubines/anyone you're sleeping with. Further, snoring might just prevent a one-night stand from continuing into a long-term relationship. By the way, this cream has little to do with snoring, and everything to do with amusing me. But believe me, if I could rub some crap from a jar onto my ass to make it shrink while I snooze, I would in a heartbeat.
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