Many a girl who watched Pretty Woman in her teenage years was impacted by the flick in one way or another, fashion wise. Some lusted after the cute brown-with-white-polka-dots dress that Julia Roberts, playing a lovable prostitute, sported while attending that snooty-ass polo match. Others sighed with envy at the red velvet gown and long gloves she wore when Edward (Richard Gere's rich-dude character) treated her to a night at the opera. Me, I wanted the hooker boots: high-heeled vinyl numbers that went all the way up past her knobby knees. Sadly, it's hard as hell to find ho-boots that fit over fat thighs like mine. If I want to get my stems into these slutty wonders--and it is my dream to do so--I'll have to slim my tree-trunk legs down.
Thursday, January 7, 2010
Reason #7: Hooker Boots
Many a girl who watched Pretty Woman in her teenage years was impacted by the flick in one way or another, fashion wise. Some lusted after the cute brown-with-white-polka-dots dress that Julia Roberts, playing a lovable prostitute, sported while attending that snooty-ass polo match. Others sighed with envy at the red velvet gown and long gloves she wore when Edward (Richard Gere's rich-dude character) treated her to a night at the opera. Me, I wanted the hooker boots: high-heeled vinyl numbers that went all the way up past her knobby knees. Sadly, it's hard as hell to find ho-boots that fit over fat thighs like mine. If I want to get my stems into these slutty wonders--and it is my dream to do so--I'll have to slim my tree-trunk legs down.
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